BERKELEY: A naked man went around Holiday City in Berkeley assaulting random people today. The man sent one senior man to the hospital with head lacerations. The assault took place at Holiday City’s Clubhouse. He also attacked numerous cars, and a yard sale sign. Berkeley Police arrived on the scene and put the man under arrest

One witness stated the following.

”If anyone hears a rumor about a man running around naked at clubhouse number one’s parking lot it is not a rumor it is true. Approximately 30 minutes ago a man pulled into clubhouse one’s parking lot and he assaulted an outside contractor who needed first aid from Holiday City at Berkeley first aid squad. I believe he was transported to the hospital. He also attacked the number of cars in the parking lot and did attack a yard sale up the street from the clubhouse. Berkeley township dispatched two cars to apprehend the naked fellow running around, and did place him under arrest. Word of caution I would stay away from the clubhouse for a little bit as it is considered a crime scene.”

6 responses to “Naked Man Arrested After Assaulting People in Holiday City”

  1. Thank you for the funny info. Why don’t someone read these before being published. Punctuation is bad & so is sone of the wording. Sorry but really. Looks bad

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    1. I just copied and pasted what he wrote.

      Also, it’s “why doesn’t someone”

      Also, sone isn’t a word. If you meant some it’s with the letter M.

      Little lesson for you. Hope you learned something valuable today.

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    2. It’s not about what you copied and pasted. The issue is your response.

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  2. you just made an error yourself .. look again …SONE … ??? Don’t judge till you’re perfect

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  3. And should the word be DOES’NT in stead of “ why DONT someone read” yada, yada yada. Practice what you preach, especially if your going to be so critical…..oh who really cares in these scary times. Just get a grip.

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  4. Loser probably already been released & back on the streets🙄

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